While I was in my normal position in the morning (on the couch half asleep) I notice Ethan was being quiet and just standing there sucking on his pacie (pacifier). Usually when he does that--assumes the position--then I know he's doing his business. This position was different. As the fog rolls from my eyes with each blink, I notice there's hair hanging off his pacie. Yes, HAIR. Not just any hair, but long, black hair. It wasn't just a hair, it was lots of hair. As soon as I would grab the pacie and take the hair off it, he would go find more, put it on his pacie and suck it so contently!! I about vomited at this. It was so gross, I had to take a picture and share it. Please tell me my kid isn't the only sick one out there! no, it's not a pubic hair, although it looks like it
2 comments:
wendy, i am freakin' dying here!!! you are hilarious!
You are soooo funny...I love it. That picture totally looked like a pubic hair to me, by the way. I couldn't peel my eyes away from it for awhile...
I'm loving your blog, Wendy.
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