So we're having our normal Sunday evening dinner, Macaroni & Cheese, and the kids are all watching the Backyardigans from the table. I've seen this one episode more times than any human, or adult should, so I'm singing along with it. As I'm singing and dancing to 'Racing Day, it's Racing Day..." my 3 yr. old makes a nice comment.
Livi: Mom, I see your boobs dancing!
Me: (I have nothing to respond to this other than laughing--that's some good parenting skills if I do say so myself)!
then my 7-yr. old sees what a good laugh that I gave his sister so he chimes in with: Mom, look, my nipples are dancing (as he shakes his bare chest).
I guess that's when I had so step in and be the adult. So I told them: Ok, we're done with this.
Moral of the story: Either I shouldn't wear v-necks or maybe I need to get a new bra. I like the latter one---Victoria Secret, here I come with my dancing boobs!
7 comments:
dying!!! that is hilarious! hey, if you've got it, flaunt it.
I guess that's the symptom of the need for a new bra -- dancing boobs. Still laughing.
Boobs just aren't the same after childbirth are they!!! It's all there fault we have dancing boobs! They use to be so perkey!
You and your family are hilarious. But here's what I think: Work it like you own it!! Just kidding (not in front of the kids any way) :) A trip to Victoria's does sound nice!
Dang if kids don't say the funniest things! So, how did the race go?
I love dancing boobs! That is the greatest story I've heard in a long time. And can I tell you how glad I am to hear that I'm not the only one with kid shows on all day, even at meal time. I love it when our favorite episodes come on! Thanks for the post Wendy, I miss you too! LA is great but Austin was pretty great too. I definitely miss all my peeps.
Where are you, woman? I need an update :)
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